Close to Home by John McPherson for August 26, 2024

He’s going to be out $1000 if the cat gets into the basement.

is it COVID-proof?

Now what could possibly go wrong here?

He needs a double roll on the kid’s one.

You thought getting them changed was hard before!!!

I’m out of Paper

More efficient for the cat, Unwind three rolls at once.

Kevin should really get out more.

Once they’re empty someone will just lean a new roll on top of the bar!

There is an APP. It is a subscription service. They use AI. Aloe Infused. Last I heard their stock was going down the toilet but the founders and venture capitalists are flush with cash from the IPO.

Poo ticket central

Basements are usually damp, which isn’t very good for toilet paper. But if he put his invention in the attic instead of the basement, getting a new roll up there might be a problem.

Mommmmmm! The toilet paper is empty! Can someone go down to the basement, startup the forklift and put a new roll on!?

Charmin Forever Roll®

I don’t have it. I don’t have a square to spare. I can’t spare a square. (Seinfeld)

Toilet Paper Origami will be seen in more than just some upscale hotels.

If someone has a sale on used toilet paper, it’d go…cheap and fast!!

The rolls were installed wrong! they are supposed to unroll from the backside.

Looks like Bleeb is taking charge of inventory.

Kevin doesn’t have cats.

SHARK TANK!

Great until the paper breaks, then it’s a long run to the basement.

You need a forklift to buy a 12 pack at Costco.

I miss the men’s bathroom grunt-grunt

Try the Charmin Big Roll lol that is so funny

I’d look thrilled, too!

Kevin must be board….Oy☺️

Kevin told his buddies he bought new wipers for his rolls.

You ever have the paper tear off too high in one of those double-roll commercial dispensers and have to spin the thing around to find the end again? Imagine the horror of tearing the roll halfway up the tube on its way to the bathroom.

That’s what we need. Our new exchange students uses 1/4 roll of new toilet tissue every time he uses the toilet. We go through one roll a day, instead of 2 weeks.

It will take a while to wipe out those rolls!

Great idea, but changing that roll looks hard. No easy rod removal, the middle one will end up ending first would be a hassle? LOL:)

Does Amazon deliver those rolls? I don’t think they would fit in a normal vehicle.

Man, talk about it being a b!tch to change the roll when you are sitting there and discover you are out of paper.

That should be a challenge for the cat.

Clean up. :)

I hope there’s no cat in the house.

Does the 2024 date indicate you’re doing well, John? ::fingers crossed::

Hopefully big enough drainage

Does it roll from the top or the bottom at the other end? … ;)

The rolls are upside down. : D

Looks like the bathrooms are rather narrow.