Close to Home by John McPherson for August 28, 2024

“My 2nd wish is for a less sarcastic Genie.”

Be careful with your wishes and be VERY specific.

lost in Google Translate

Always a catch.

Good thing he didn’t ask to be a stud. he could end up in a tire.

And that guy up on the wall said: “I just want to be me- Art.”

If he had a few more, he could be a chick magnate.

friend of mine sent me a picture of a chick and a kitten. It was captioned “cute chick with a nice p***y”

Young Colonel Sanders?

(Stay outside Bleeb… you don’t wanna see what happens next!)

Reminds of the tale of the three weary men, stranded on a desert isle, and what unfolds between them when they find a Genie/Djinn in a bottle … ;)

‘Money for nothing and the chicks are free’.

Now he has to use two more wishes. But in Arabian Nights, the jinnies never limited them to only three wishes.

It could have been worse buddy, you might have wound up hanging on the fridge.

Be careful when you wish for a million bucks.

Should have wished for a billion dollars. That would attract chicks.

Reminds of diff version…man wishes for genie to put him between the legs of a beautiful woman. Poof!He turns into a tampon.

Kind of an oldie, but I enjoy seeing the artistic implementation.

Ah yes, the proper result of not using proper English to express yourself.

Something got lost in the translation.

Love it!! You’re on a roll, John.

Love the expression on genie’s face.

How Cargill got it’s start.

Well the Genie didn’t have much to work with here.

…with a 12-inch pianist.

“Say goodnight, Gracie.”

Well one guy wished for a tall chick with long legs….he now owns a ostrich

Wait till he asks for a million bucks.

Ah, those riddling fates…

OK. You asked for it.

Guy is walking along the beach, almost trips over a piece of metal. Reaches down and picks up the metal and it turns out to be an old lamp. Guy rubs it, and a genie pops out. The genie says "for freeing me from the lamp, I’ll grant you 3 wishes. Guy says OK, and for my first wish, I wish to have all the money in the world in the bank. POOF, wish is granted. For my second wish, I which to have the most expensive automobile in the world with the finest and most modern radio and sound system. POOF, wish is granted. Then the genie says “but that was only 2 wishes, you have one more”. Guy said "I can’t think of any right now. Genie says "OK, if you think of one, just say “I wish”, and it will be granted.

Guy is driving off in his new car, happy as can be. He glances at the radio and turns on a station. He hears his favorite jingle, and begins to sing along “O I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner”. POOF

Shouldn’t they be stuck to him?