Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 26, 2024

Not helping.

I might have gone with wall-to-wall mattresses.

He might find it easier to navigate if the runway weren’t full.

MY PILLOW diversifies its operation …

Two days later, Henry goes missing. They can hear him, but can’t seem to zero in on his voice.

Does he (tend to) catch on fire when he falls? [Otherwise this will probably make falling more likely and finding his body more difficult.]

I’m not sure the cat is into it!

Still not safe. A neighbour’s kid is now a quadriplegic after diving into that foam.

I had to look it up… it doesn’t look substantial enough to cushion a fall.

Love the cat!

Hopefully that is foam from a fashion show runway. As the above posts mention, the airport stuff is wicked sh!t.

It’ll be good if their grand kids are budding gymnasts

Soft and foamy. OY!

Now the runways use carpet.

It has all the comforts of foam.

For those who have forgotten, a few years ago after foam was deployed at an airport crash landing, a fire truck or ambulance drove through the foam and ran over a woman, killing her, because they couldn’t see her.

Henry has lost his mind. “Runway foam” is slippery as hell and has no shock-absorbent properties.

Dressing him up like the Michelin Man would probably work better. That’s what I suggested for my 99-year-old neighbor.

Foam foam on the range…

Yeah, but can you find him after he falls?

Great idea. if you’re gonna wear a snorkel around the house.