B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 25, 2024

Yeah—and you don’t want to mess with ’em!

Clams got legs AND lawyers. Anything else we should know about them?

Why should this be surprising?

Slugs have lawyers, except the oranges’ lawyers demand payment upfront

But pearls are in oysters, not clams.

Pearls are all the rage. So is being sued.

How many clams will the fine be?

Clam lawyers bar association has woken up now

Clams got sealing wax!

Why did the oister never share her pearls?

She was very shellfish.

Shellfish take photos with clam-eras.

Be prepared for in-clam-ent weather.

The event led to clam-ity.

On a clam’s birthday, all the creatures shell-ebrate.

You need evidence to support a clam.

If you cross a flower with a clam, you get a clam-atis.

If you cross a dog and a clam, you get a Clam-ber Spaniel.

What clans don’t got is pearls.

Pearls Before Clams eh. Just be calm when clam claims eh.

Clams do have a foot…so not too much of a stretch to give them legs….

Q: What do you call a very small pearl with a very large voice?

A: Minnie Pearl…

(¬_¬)

Tough customer

Hmph, I knew this sounded fishy. Now he’ll swim in Davy Jones Locker.

B.C. Is going to get a good shell-lacking.

What is this world coming too!!!!!

The first time I was summoned for jury duty, I was served by s Sheriff’s deputy — complete with department car. We had never lived in that county and had bought our first house only two years before. The thought went through my head “Now what did I do?”

Unfortunately, we live in a “SUE YOU, SUE ME” society today.

I’d rather be served a steak than papers of any kind

Finally, Mason does a clam gag. Keep ’em coming!

Should read: Oysters have barristers?

And the lawyers are paid with lots of clams…

nowadays, they have whole companies/groups “supporting” them.

Clams got lawyers, and lawyers cost clams.

He offered her a pearl necklace, and she sued for harassment.

well, the clams and their legs have been a gag for years in the strip and I never met a lawyer that could find a reason to sue anybody, follow the ambulance siren

They have process servers. The lawyer-clams remain to be seen.

I’m reasonably certain that it’s actually about the warranty…

“The clam, esteemed by gourmets highly,

Is said to live the life of Riley;

When you are lolling on a piazza

It’s what you are as happy as a."

The Clam — Ogden Nash

Is BC being accused of cultural appropriation?

I haven’t seen a “Clams got” punchline in half a forever. Sweet.

Small clams court?

Using a kidney stone for jewelry is offensive?

on top of legs clams got knobby knees (check the early strips)