Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 29, 2024

Red curtain, blue podium, alternating color fonts. Playing it safe.

Which is more than #45 ever had.

will come to that, eventually.

He convinced me with his artificial sincerity.

We don’t need robots for that. Another thing humans still do “better” than robots.

Vote for me – I Robot.

Danger Will Robinson. Danger!

It’s promising that if elected, it will put a robot chicken in every pot.

We could do worse, and have.

Ah FEEEEEL yo pain!

George Burns: “The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you’ve got it made.”

tRump has artificial empathy. And artificial wealth, artificial deal making, artificial honesty, artificial everything.

OK, I’ll byte; what’s his name in characters us humans recognize?

The real test is when he goes to “press the flesh.”

His name is 211?

Maybe “C3” should get the hex out of there.

Oy, give a rest already !

An ever closer future.

Artificial empathy? I can fake that.

I was going to say all politicians have artificial empathy but then I realized politicians have “fake empathy” which is something more hypocritical than artificial empathy

And he speaks with such artificial sincerity.

“artificial empathy”

A trait shared by a majority of politicians.