You’re suffering from depression. A big depression in your chest.
He gets grouchy if he doesn’t get his morning peanuts.
Bad news… he’s having the elephant in the room.
Tusk, tusk.
He still might be having a heart attack, but it will be harder to tell.
let’s talk about the …. clown in the room
The elephant is giving CPR.
If you work in a circus and if it feels like you have an elephant on your chest, it could be because you have an elephant on your chest.
“ More good news…the elephant’s got a crush on you.”
funny… at a glance, it looks like the ringmaster is smiling!
Pretty sure he’d be dead already.
Well, that takes a lot or pressure off him.
Looks like an attack to me
Administer the medication pachydermally.
It’s just the GOP Project 2025 platform.
You go, ellie. Make him do stupid tricks for you, then chain him up.
“oh thank goodness! I’d hate to have my health insurance rates go up!”
Ratkin Premium Member 19 days ago
You’re suffering from depression. A big depression in your chest.
The Reader Premium Member 19 days ago
He gets grouchy if he doesn’t get his morning peanuts.
Botulism Bob 19 days ago
Bad news… he’s having the elephant in the room.
Emmett Wayne 19 days ago
Tusk, tusk.
uniquename 19 days ago
He still might be having a heart attack, but it will be harder to tell.
HOTLOTUS1 19 days ago
let’s talk about the …. clown in the room
jconnors3954 19 days ago
The elephant is giving CPR.
Doug K 19 days ago
If you work in a circus and if it feels like you have an elephant on your chest, it could be because you have an elephant on your chest.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 19 days ago
“ More good news…the elephant’s got a crush on you.”
wildlandwaters 19 days ago
funny… at a glance, it looks like the ringmaster is smiling!
Stephen Gilberg 19 days ago
Pretty sure he’d be dead already.
ArcticFox Premium Member 19 days ago
Well, that takes a lot or pressure off him.
RobinHood 19 days ago
Looks like an attack to me
Lablubber 19 days ago
Administer the medication pachydermally.
ncorgbl 19 days ago
It’s just the GOP Project 2025 platform.
angelolady Premium Member 19 days ago
You go, ellie. Make him do stupid tricks for you, then chain him up.
wildlandwaters 19 days ago
“oh thank goodness! I’d hate to have my health insurance rates go up!”