Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 28, 2024

Threatening people with probes is super motivating.

Different overlords, same whip!!!

♫ Walk Like an Egyptian ♫

Finally, a unified theory that makes sense.

I thought they were built by Ponzi schemers!

Strange… he doesn’t look Jewish…

Now it all makes sense!

My first thought when I looked at the whip was “Why does he have a bent up coat hanger in his hand?”

Aha. Just what the ancient astronut theorists was always suspected.

It just steenky propaganda that ancient peoples was used whip and force em to builds it etc. Actual archeological evidence is suggest that those workers was paid and treated well.

Fun fact: the first labour strike in history occurred under Ramses III at Deir el-Medina, where workers weren’t paid for a month. It was a serious matter because the pharaoh was meant to be on top of such things.

The same way CEOs “make” money.

Meet the new boss…

Yes, but can the little green man walk like an Egyptian?

The corporate world hasn’t changed much.

The slave labor theory fell apart long ago. Villages sent volunteers and specialist were hired. There was a housing complex dug up in Giza where the builders stayed. Our view of the past changes every time an archeologist digs another hole.