Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 03, 2024

LOL

SPAM & eggs, toast & coffee, yum!!!

how’d that pig get my number!?

and potential bacon, ham, roast, and chops

Pigs don’t have white hooves. Your pig doesn’t look spicy. Spicy+Ham=Spam.

Should have just had a can of SPAM on the cough making the call.

I used to love Spammy Davis Jr.!

Whoa Orson you is look sad. And why nots. They was shuts down yours Farm and then we never heards of you or yours pals.

Just brilliant !

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Not on train! not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sam! let me be!

Ⅰ would not, could not, in a box.

Ⅰ would not, could not, with a fox.

Ⅰ will not want it in a house.

Ⅰ will not want it with a mouse.

Ⅰ will not eat it here or there.

Ⅰ will not eat it anywhere.

Ⅰ will not eat your nasty SPAM.

Ⅰ do not like it, Sam-Ⅰ-Am.

~~ Seuss

I never answer those either.

In the days before cell phones, he would have accused of hogging the phone.

I love fried spam on a sandwich.

Well you’re potential Soylent Green

Bleh. I’m neither Jewish nor Muslim but as far as I’m concerned both those groups definitely got it right when it comes to pork products.

Funny! Cute the canned laughter!

Who you calling spam??

Hog calling.

“Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your spam. I love it. I’m having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!”

But it’s also potential ham!

I think a lot of people aren’t aware that calls or emails that aren’t spam are considered ham