The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 27, 2024

All her crap is in her dresser and closet. And women never get rid of clothing that might come back in style some day.

Women likes to destroy our pre-marriage life, in particular our ex girlfriends photos.

If I get to a yard sale and don’t see any radio gear, I keep going the other direction. But that’s just me.

Gladys will reap a windfall from Brutus buyig his stuff back.

The entire table of stuff should net about $10.00…

You see, Officer, the Ladies Auxiliary was having this rummage sale. Wilma Flintstone.

If I’m in need of something, I’ll take a look at Facebook Marketplace as opposed to aimlessly driving around and perusing people’s junk.

Is this an outdated gender joke, where you automatically presume that records, comic books, or golf clubs belong to men or boys?

No ! Not your comics Brutus !

or in another way to look at it… the “no your not keeping that!” :j

My wife hates yard sales so she just hauls my stuff off to Goodwill

Oh no Brutus! Not the records and comic books. Put your foot down sir!

That “DKE” looks like a mug, but what do those letters stand for?

I never made my late husband give up any of his belongings he wanted to keep.

Can you donate Mother Gargle’s broom to the cause?

Ain’t that the truth Brutus? Ain’t that the Truth!

I was wondering if those were Brutus’s things and then I see the #2 trophy……

35 years ago my now ex-wife sold my cast iron skillet in a yard sale that was in my family for years. I will never forgive her for that.

Oh my, you should have put a trigger warning on this one Chip. My wife’s selling my original vinyl LP of Bob Dylan’s masterpiece Blonde on Blonde in a garage sale almost ended our marriage early. The box labeled “Records” probably sent my blood pressure into the red zone!

I see he’s got on of those clubs specially designed to chip balls from side of hills.

No one ever said Marriage was fair. That is why men get large gun safes and put their real treasures in them. Makes for a happier marriage also…..

Brutus, you put those comics and the records back! Gladys has no idea what they could be worth!!

Any valuable comics in that box?

Some folks here seem convinced that the stuff for sale belongs to Brutus. I’m not sure about that — maybe he’s just walking by someone else’s house. But if it’s his, and Gladys didn’t get his permission, I hope he brings it all back inside! Then he needs to tell her off like she deserves! (Get the feeling I’m a little touchy about anyone messing with my stuff?)

while i was away at school, my grandmother did the same thing with the nice set of clubs my uncle gave me. never saw any of the proceeds, either… ☺

The comics are probably most expensive.