The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 30, 2024

You could get that with a caffeine tablet, coffee should be delicious

I used to drink coffee, then I moved on to soda. Say what you will, it definitely perks me up.

I just had my first cup of coffee of the morning and I’m feeling alright.

I strongly doubt if I’ll ever drink any coffee… I’ve been hooked on tea for years now.My true favorites are Czar Nicholas II Russian Royal Tea (Very bold flavor) Plus Russian Earl Grey & Stash Double Bergamot Earl Grey & Irish & Scottish Breakfast tea.

Sigh……..Coffee has really interrupted my marriage. My wife likes the fine blend, I prefer the coarse. The judge said it was grounds for divorce…….

My wife and I make a 50-50 caf-decaf blend. I can still take a nap after having a pot.

Pepsi’s my poison.

Uncle Ted knows what’s what .

I feel the same way Uncle Ted. I want just regular plain black coffee, no additives at all. My wife on the other hand likes the flavored stuff.

gotta have caffeine…

That reminds me, time for my second cup.

Decaf cost more when no sugar or caffeine in it. Getting less for more cash. It ain’t right.

I’ve tried to go decafe many times… and I did not like it at all. :pgood thing caffeine doesn’t really work on me much anymore. :}

I drink my coffee black, and wish it kept me awake. I can drink a pot and fall asleep right after.

He definitely needed a wake up call. I enjoy that morning jolt. However, de-caf can have a place for coffee drinkers who drink coffee all day long,especially those that like a cup at nighttime. I cur off caffeinated coffee at 3:00 in the afternoon. Never have a problem sleeping. Then again,I lead a good life…..

Can’t drink coffee without getting a sour stomach. Just drink iced tea all day

And there you have it!

Decaf is a waste of good coffee.

My grandfather, my mothers Dad, always had a shot of brandy, before his morning coffee. He lived to 93.

I can survive without coffee, no sure why I would want to.

Can’t have caffeine…I have gout. So, occasionally I’ll drink decaf coffee, or herbal tea…I try different blends and flavors. I’ve been going without normal coffee and tea for about 5 years now…

That’s a hoot. And good news folks – more and more studies have shown that drinking 3 or more cups of coffee a day has significant health benefits! Uncle Ted has a good audience in Brutus, whose smile says “I know you’re putting me on but it’s a funny one!” Btw I love the puff of steam – the visual representation of a rim shot!

Soda affects your kidneys badly.

Je suis Oncle Ted!

Mr. Sandman paid him an early visit.

Sounds like the caffeine really works fast, Uncle Ted!