Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for August 29, 2024

shoulda had your mommy blow on it for ya

Hi-Yah!

That meal isn’t for eating, it is for taking pictures for your social media.

He came with the Kung POW.

Chop Suey!!

Gesundheit!

I don’t think I trust in that guy’s self righteous suicide.

There’s a story about a woman suing a fast food restaurant for giving her a cup of coffee/tea that, when she spilled on her lap it scalded her legs. (I never heard the outcome of that tale of woe).

You can have a tort for dessert.

I warrant to bet that his lawyer has a bad disposition.

Ergo … annoying, sloping, yellow, sidewalk endings

with bumps …!

( skateboarders & shoppers with full carts BEWARE )

invariably when my mom would cook up dinner and put the plate in front of him she’d say be careful it’s hot… and my dad would dig right in and yell ahhh! it’s hot!!

Of course there’s an ambulance chaser right there too. There are so many of them – everywhere.

Could’ve gone to KFC…Hey, no problems there… right??!

surprising there isn’t a sign on the table warning cooked food may be hot

He’s just trying to get a rice out of them.

His lawyer is always 10 paces behind…..just in “case”!

Dave never leaves home without his lawyer!

I was thinking it should always be made with pork. As in “Soo-eee!”

Here you go creating another fable…

a boy named sue…?