Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 05, 2024

Sounds like Melania..

Audi man!

Yeah, I think you are.

I actually prefer “Ain’t I?” to “Aren’t I?” (You might say “I ain’t,” but you’d never say “I aren’t.”)

Yeah, you might want to call Les Girls Lounge and see if your old pole is available.

Yes you are, bimbo! Maybe if you tried earning your own living instead of sponging off rich crooks…

I thought if you left the country, the clock on statute of limitations stops and won’t start again until your reenter.

I work in finance. I regularly use Enron as an example of why I prefer clients put their money into mutual funds instead of stocks

Depends on the Pre-nup Sweetheart ! ( In a Bogie voice ! )

Gee, he seems to have had a sudden miraculous recovery from whatever he was dying of.

If Adam had struck it rich, would he have dumped Eve for a trophy wife?

I can remember relationships like this back in the seventies and eighties. Not only execs, but well off blue color workers. Mid to late 30s with wives barely out of high school !

The lawyer is probably already IN jail. Who usually helps crooks BE crooks?

Well, we seized the private jet of the president of Venezuela(Maduro the loser).

Now,about Donald Trump…..

Amazing how a cartoon in the comics can bring out all this hate. Sad if children follow in the same footsteps

I prefer older women, those beyond trophy age. I mean, what am I going to talk about with a 20 year old? I know, I know… who said anything about talking? But, I mean, what about after? Now, if I could just get Helen Mirren to answer my emails…

The only reason she will not become an “ex”, is that, as a spouse, she cannot be compelled to testify in most jurisdictions.

Boring !

If I were her, I’d start calling the cops NOW, stop him, get the divorce papers rolling, that way she (barring any prenups) would get half of his money. Squeal, baby, SQUEAL!

She can write a best selling memoir, get sued, and settle out of court for more money

This arc was one of the most real and laughable situations in the Doonesbury history.

Her face appears to have a joint where most people don’t have one.

Only until you get another sugar daddy!

I hoped you signed a pre-nup. That’ll put in line with the stockholders getting some of their investment back. Instead of the employees on the retirement fund. They get laughed at for being so stupid.

YEP

“Pre-Nup”—-“I don’t trust you,but I’m marrying you anyway”