Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2024

Surgery by Doctor Esther Williams, no doubt…

I wonder if any of Ryan O’Neill’s kids attended his funeral.

None of them what to spit on his corspe?

So just do a graveside service with no funeral.

I’ve never liked funerals. I’ll probably end up skipping mine.

,At my funeral, i want someone to toss the flowers to the attendees to see who gets to go next.

Wouldn’t they be having the surgery to help them catch their next soon-to-shuffle-off-this-mortal-coil hubby?

I have never understood why some people wear a tie at home, some even wear a suit.

When he was home, Tennessee even wore a tuxedo…..

it’s in character for Mark’s fussy “room-mate”

Obscene profits Andrews returns for the funeral and the FBI nabs him.

And if I were Mark’s mother, I wouldn’t go to the funeral either

I want a bimbo to sit in the front row at my funeral! Think of the stares and gossip! I wonder if there’s a service that provides “Special Mourners”?

“Going soon? Discreet Mourners has everything you need, from service to graveside and reception. Attendance at will readings at your request.”

It’s always about me, me, meeeee! Just kidding! ;-)

I’m sure he would feel honored.

All together now, ladies! LIFT!

Just Mark and Chase show up. Dad turns over in his grave one last time.