Imagine if Mark’s sperm donor had lived to see the Orange Baboon come into power! He probably would have lived years longer—as a MAGAt! Instead, he was devoured by multi-legged maggots!
I can’t remember the televangelist’s name, but every week I’d see him on TV talking about how the USSR was the evil Kingdom of the North mentioned in The Book of Revelation. After the Soviets fell he instantly pivoted and now Iran was the Kingdom of the North.
epaphus8 3 months ago
“Whatever you did for him … but hold the mirror ball and the poppers.”
snsurone76 3 months ago
Imagine if Mark’s sperm donor had lived to see the Orange Baboon come into power! He probably would have lived years longer—as a MAGAt! Instead, he was devoured by multi-legged maggots!
RonaldByrd 3 months ago
“a lot of conservatives”
“an ex-disco instructor”
I regret that I evidently lack the cultural referents necessary to perceive the connection…
starfighter441 3 months ago
Except the Cold War never ended, just the names of some of the actors.
Differentname 3 months ago
I can’t remember the televangelist’s name, but every week I’d see him on TV talking about how the USSR was the evil Kingdom of the North mentioned in The Book of Revelation. After the Soviets fell he instantly pivoted and now Iran was the Kingdom of the North.
mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago
True conservatives are aghast at what their Repub party has become.
Gen.Flashman 3 months ago
So did dad convert to become an Episcopalian? Jewish burials are suppose to be within 24 hours of death.
Droptma Styx 3 months ago
Ah, the nineties … between the fall of the Berlin Wall and 9-11, when the world seemed sane.
bryan42 3 months ago
Just so long as “Stayin’ Alive” isn’t the funeral song!
6iw4yzga Premium Member 3 months ago
What is that handle thing sticking out of the stove hood?
cor_en_fa 3 months ago
“I once buried an ex-disco instructor.” [Alive, I hope.]
mindjob 3 months ago
Just think of all the bitter dudes ending the wars will create now
barkleyspam 3 months ago
It’s too bad that Phil Slackmeyer died too long ago to become a Trumpist. What fellowship he would have found there among the embittered!
ncorgbl 3 months ago
conservatives have always needed and found someone, something, to hate and fear. It’s a requirement.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“OK, but mirror balls are extra.”
GaryCooper 3 months ago
It wasn’t that big a problem for most “conservatives.” They just transferred their hatred and paranoia from Lefitists to Muslims.
EdmundBabe 3 months ago
He never golfed?
pasharuzam Premium Member 3 months ago
This was as good a prophecy as ever was to explain the current Republican Party.
lnrokr55 3 months ago
Kind of snarky today!