Strange Brew by John Deering for August 27, 2024

Frontier justice is an oxymoronic concept, including many verbose “verbal shootouts”.

They DON’T call him the ….. “swinging” judge for nuttin!!!

;-)

A horrible, horrible sentence!

Cruel and unusual punishment.

Everybody’s smilin’, You can’t find a frown. The girls are all happy, Cause the Big Ball’s in town. Lyrics: Big Ball’s in Cowtown. Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys.

“Frontier justice was harsh and swift”?! Is he hinting that he might also force him to sit through a Taylor Swift concert?!?!

Or square dancing with Minnie Pearl.

How to be a name dropper without really trying….

More severe offences were handled by children’s violin recitals.

“ Can’t you just hang me?”

wow… times were tough back then… so much for “the good ol’ days”!

On the frontier, “air conditioning” was a door that opened. (Windows were optional)

The swift justice was probably taylored to the crime

Hmmm…someone is a fan of Lando’s YT channel. That’s one of his recurring skits. And the sentences given out are equally as horrible.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!