Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 04, 2024

Same reason you always want coconut with your meal!

She’s got him in the palm of her … uh palm.

I love your essence on my pancakes!!!

What a sweet friend.

Leave him! He’s just using you!

He just want’s to exchange fluid,

He likes Canadians.

I just love how the trees are drawn! Great detail!

Is that a faucet or are you just happy to see me?

“It’s only fair, you asked me for a date.”

Can’t we just be fronds?

Is the joke based on him being a Maple?

Come October, she’ll wish she had Gutter Guard…

Extra syrup! Do you remember Lisa Douglas and her ‘tractor head gasket’ hotcakes? (Green Acres)

Wrong time of the year to tap him.

What a sap!

I’m not very hungry. I just finished eating some kid’s kite.

A variation of “buying the cow”.

Roses are red violets are purple, pancakes ate great with maple surple!

holey sarcastic syrup, Batman!!

Because they are very tasty with butter and maple syrup.

She’s likely rooting for more. Better sign a tree-ty.

he’s such a sap for her.

She’s gonna have to pay, he’s tapped.

She’s a gold digger trying to drain him dry.

Playing you for a sap.

I think he had his knee tapped.

She’s going to milk him for all he’s worth

Clever and funny

Her sugar daddy!