Herman by Jim Unger for September 02, 2024

Wild Thing you make my heart sing.

The Human Zoo as managed by our Alien Keepers has become wildly overpopulated. It has become like a overcrowded ‘Monkey Island’. A suitable Earth-like world should be colonized with a small group of widely-dispersed suitable human subjects.

Happy Labor Day!

What are these women both holding on to?

Ooooo! This could be interpreted as meaning sending you know who, back to you know where. This is a riotable offense.

Well, it appears some are ready to be be released, it recent riots and attacks are any example.

Good morning JIM, great Idea, if you do, please make sure it’s on an island no less than 2000 miles from the closest landmass!

Just take away their cellphones

isn’t that called “SURVIVOR” or something like that on media? me thinks it would be much more interesting if they “forced” all the CEO/Owners of the 50 top social media companies in the world to do this. My money would be on Musk, but you never know how the other soyboys might make out. JS

Isn’t that what has happened in some urban centers?

I would like to crowdsource a project to buy a Congressman (they are for sale to the highest bidder) and then set him loose in the wild to see if he can survive on minimum wage.

They do that every now and then, but they film them for TV shows and then bring them back.

He wants to go camping?

There are many parts of the world where cities are actively be converted back into “the wild” by military action. It doesn’t take long. Polio outbreaks are just the start.

Well some of them are already feral.

“We’ll get wild, wild, wild!!”

I can think of a specific orange species.

Is she planning to nominate George for the program?