Peanuts by Charles Schulz for September 18, 2024

Sally’s First Law: In any kick there is an equal and opposite ‘re-kick’.

Kick it again.

Call Lucy. She has a way of making footballs disappear.

An eye for an eye.

A Van Pelt working with a Brown to kick a football, parallel.

Earlier, Sally stopped playing football due to concerns about a permanent knee injury.

Wow what a dumb blonde moment. Good that this dates back to the 1970s. Feminists must be hopping mad now these days reading that.

“Have you been kicked back by a rogue football? You could be entitled to compensation!”

Run.

Then it’s on.

It can’t kick you back, Sally. It has no legs.

Just be thankful Lucy isn’t holding it!

At least, with the ball there ‘by itself’, there is no one to pull it out of the way just before you kick it, Sally ! ! !

Your not Charlie

It doesn’t kick back, but if it’s cold and the ball’s really hard, it can still hurt.

I am usually not a Football fan but for some reason I found this funny and amusing.

Now there’s this thing called the landing zone, and then there’s the end zone and then there’s a touchback and the … Oh heck, just put the ball on the 30 yard line.

Then you’ll know that’s not a ball

Footballs don’t kick people.

when i was in college i was on the fencing team, after one meet the coach asked one girl why she had not been more aggressive. She said she was afraid if she attacked the other girl, she would get mad and attack back. The look of disbelief on the coach’s face sticks with me decades later.

It won’t; however, it may disappear if Lucy shows up.

Most people don’t complain about getting kickbacks.

I get no kicks… from champagne.

If it kicks you back, it’s time to admit you have a substance problem

Hmm, this Van Pelt/Brown combination seems a lot less toxic than the other one. Though Linus just propping it up and walking away isn’t all that supportive either.

Good point !!!!

Mine did…it’s why I quit the game.

Just don’t let Lucy be the holder.

you deserved it

actually it does

Kick that thing !

“What if it kicks me back?”

Then I suspect that you’ll get a kick out of it.

Then you’re in deep trouble, Sally!

Balls don’t kick back.

A reference of a line used in Bruce Lee’s film “Enter the Dragon”

A distinct possibility at her size.