Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 01, 2024

What a tool.

And he’s now sponsored by Fred’s Hardware Shoppe.

Describes his usual evening – got hammered, saw a wench.

Saved her from the handyman.

He’s a real tool

He’s a keeper, Esmerelda. Or is that Hortense there. Myrtle?

Men, remember, “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.” Red Green

I never saw that coming!

My mother told me that there would be knights like this.

I wonder what’s on the shield of Hugh Hefner…..

That happens when you get married.

Given the similarity of facial structures the ladies must be sisters

We are the Knights Who Say Nee. We demand a shrubbery! You’ll need a shovel!

… for real wench romance, let’s not forget … Dulcinea del Toboso (Don Quixote)

Guess which one is in demand when ye old toilet is leaking?

He’s been working the knight shift.

So what’s the problem? He’s in hardware.

Hey, someone has to fix the fire damage after the dragon’s been slain…

Somewhat Sir Real.

For coin of the realm, he is equipped to help you out of your armor.

Remember Practical Pig saved the day.

Ah, the knights of YouTube! Nicht Nicht Nicht ! I got better! ;-)

Looks like an enforcer for the Tax collector. The shape of those tools are just too similar to be coincidental.