Close to Home by John McPherson for September 03, 2024

That’s . . . not how that works!

Is Bleeb on vacation? Second day no Bleeb.

When I die I will need asbestos suit the wife plans to help me cremated

Plus, we need to get rid of this stuff before the inspector comes back.

defeats the purpose of the cremation

The fitting was a little tough, because… well, you know, he just sorta laid there! But we did asbestos we could!

As if!

OSHA will be closing (and sealing) the coffin any minute now.

He can’t take it with him.

What’s an asbestos suit?

All bets are covered.

And if funeral homes thought they could get away with that upcharge, they would.

We’re preparing him asbestos we can.

Depends if he’s going to be Cremated..

What Yakety Sax says. Sort of a corollary of “You can’t take it with you!”

Better safe than sorry. Then again, being sorry might get you to heaven.

And she says, “Yep, he’s gonna need the suit”.

ASBESTOS suit! Now he’s likely to get cancer.

For Asbestos or for Asworstos.

So the entire congregation has been contaminated? What the heck denomination is this, anyway?

But he might be reincarnated as a newt!

Plus, he has tots and pears in his pockets.

If he knew Christ then up

Can’t say “Hell”?

I hope John has NOT stopped putting Bleep in his drawings. :(