Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2024

Do we really wish to leave Danae and a washing machine unattended?

That might require a front-end loader or other heavy equipment. It’s certain to need HazMat gear.

Go Wolverine hunting in Alaska.

I’d pick a different mountain, Danae.

Dad always comes through!

Sis is asking for a ‘blessing.’

Kate nonchalantly spikes the burn after set-up from dad.

So Ah, still grounded then! ;-) Funny!

Danae could go where no Danae has gone before … homework.

She could put a flag on that mountain, have her picture taken and grace the cover of People

She’ll start right after the kid from ZITS finishes

When our daughter was in junior high we called her room the midden. She outgrew it.

That’s one downside of having a horse in your bedroom.

That very much sounds like the answer to “we know about mothers’ and fathers’ day .. why don’t we have a kids’ day?” to which, of course, the reply is “every day’s kids’ day”. Doesn’t work of course, and is simply a cop-out. WHERE’S MY BREAKFAST IN BED – WHERE’S MY PRESENT? I sure don’t get any of that on my ‘kids’ day’ (which, apparently, is EVERY day!).

Laundry? Does she have more than two extra-long shirts?

Danae may need supplemental oxygen for this one . . . or at least a gas mask.