Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 13, 2024

Sex Wax works better!

The rain will roll off!

As a man who has a hair free scalp, I recommend Chrome Dome Wax for all your scalp needs. Stays on, easy to clean and safe to use, while it protects and moisturizes your scalp.

He always goes a buff and beyond.

I wonder how the ceramic coatings would work.

Turtle Wax and a good buffing.

OK, I have to wonder, why did old chrome dome go to the barber shop?

Something not too toxic.

Don’t do wax, do ceramic.

Carnauba, it’s good enough for your apples.

Bugs Bunny would use fertilizer. You’d get a full head of grass and in just a few minutes.

My barber told me my hair looked like Moe Howard. Time for a new barber.

Just turn Turtle.