The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 09, 2024

Then Wyatt urped….

I think that the guy with the more-or-less normal hat is cheating. He looks like a crooked gambler to me.

Let’s cut the cards to see who does the duty!

And then it’s time for his Kid Nap. (“There Goes a Good Kid.”)

Billy the Kid was a stinker all of his life.

Deuces are wild

Who are you kidding, Earl?

For some reason, this reminds me of the first line of that old commercial:

“These cards are a mess!”

(they’re going to wish it was chocolate)

Billy the Baby wasn’t easy to potty train.

The kids always been a PITA!

This diaper ain’t begin enough for another #2 of his.

Whoever smelt it dealt it.

Billy is so young and inexperienced he probably would draw to an inside straight…..

The low card goes.

Be careful. He kills one for every year of his age and it’s almost his birthday.

David? David Brinkley, is that you?

“Good night, Chet.” “Goodnight, David.”

No wonder William Bonney turned out so mean…

And those aren’t bullets he’s shooting.

Someone’s getting a raw deal.

Pew! Pew! Pew! Pee-You!

changing all those diapers has just left him pooped…

Are they in Turdstone?