Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2024

The push broom bristled at the suggestion he was to blame.

No. He took a whisk by leaning out and was swept over the rail by a breeze.

Whisk, whisk! Push brooms should keep to themselves.

in one fell sweep — it was all over

Broomhilda swears she had nothing to do with it.

The push broom claims it was innocent. It says the victim was high on some kind of dust and thought it could fly like a witch’s broom.

“Housework won’t kill you, but then again, why take the chance?” ― Phyllis Diller

Naah it not the butler this time. It the maid who done it.

If you replace the broom’s brush… and then the broom’s handle… at what point do you have a new broom…?

A sweeping accusation was about to take place.

And suddenly they were all in a vacuum!

It’s too late and in the wrong place to try to sweep this under the rug.

Vladimir Pushbroom

Another sad case of profiling gone wrong.

But, he had swept up all of those jumping beans earlier.

They determined his guilt after taking a straw poll.

Playing around on a second floor balcony is unsafe, especially when your brush is brooms-edge.

Trivia of the day: broomsedge is a grass. Sawgrass is a sedge.

He will introduce the gride and broom. (This is for Jason)

Looks like another case for….The Fuller Brush Man.

Pushy put up with sweeps as long as possible, that was the last straw.

needs Salt-N-Pepa

“ooh, baby, baby, ba-baby, baby”

As God is my witness, I thought brooms could fly!