The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 29, 2024

“Ace of Bass”? “Cod Rungren”? “Rolling Stone Crabs”?

I recognize the satirical names of four of the groups but I don’t recognize any of the songs.

“This Old Hook of Mine” by the Sardines!

“Hungry like the Grouper” – Darpon Darpon

Smoking in the smokehouse, Motley Grouper.

“Working at the Carp Wash Blues” by Jim Croaker.

“Schools out for summer” by Alice Grouper

Guess that dates us.

EEO- Electric Eel Orchestra Can’t Get it Out of My Head

Midnight on the water

I saw the ocean’s daughter

Walking on a wave she came

Staring as she called my name

Funny

I LOVE these. So clever!

“Sole Man”—Salmon Dave

Methinks something smells fishy in Denmark.

How about the Blue Whale Brothers- Gimmie Some Krillin’.

I thought Mahidonna sang “Like a sturgeon”.

They were all hits! I love the puns.

Eel Light Orchestra?

OH, my head!!

Now that Steely Dan song is going to be playing in my head for a while today … or maybe ELO’s “Evil Woman”

(sob!) I weep at the thought of all the work Mr. Hilburn must have done, just to come up with this. Oh, the tragedy!

" I’m a sole man."

Salmon Dave

Who says you can’t tuna fish!