heard a joke years ago: a guy enters a monastery and is told he’s allowed 2 words every 5 years. 5 years go by, and he says “bed’s hard!”… 5 years later, he says “food’s bad!”… another 5, “I quit!”… one of the bigwigs says to another “it’s just as well, all he ever did was complain!”
comixbomix 4 months ago
What was your first hint you were going to need a smarter therapist?
Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago
The tonsure was a clue.
oldpine52 4 months ago
When he took a vow of silence.
Hugh B. Hayve 4 months ago
“Well, the Limburger cheese and bean diet was kind of a clue….”
Ubintold 4 months ago
The new haircut.
Superhawk 4 months ago
His refusal to bathe has earned him a lot more ‘alone’ time.
akachman Premium Member 4 months ago
When I started looking for divorce lawyers.
Bellboy 4 months ago
The constant visits to The Friars Club.
Csaw Backnforth 4 months ago
When I married him, he told me he wanted to be a friar. I THOUGHT he was going to be a fryer and get a job at a local restaurant.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 4 months ago
She finally got the monk off her back.
mistercatworks 4 months ago
“When he stopped bathing.”
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
heard a joke years ago: a guy enters a monastery and is told he’s allowed 2 words every 5 years. 5 years go by, and he says “bed’s hard!”… 5 years later, he says “food’s bad!”… another 5, “I quit!”… one of the bigwigs says to another “it’s just as well, all he ever did was complain!”
Lablubber 4 months ago
Better make sure he doesn’t sell flowers. Because only you can prevent florist friars.
mindjob 4 months ago
When he started making those pretzels
gopher gofer 4 months ago
poor gal. he gave her no friar warning…