Cornered by Mike Baldwin for October 25, 2024

House of “Whacks”.

Posture, posture, erect I say

Thank goodness they both weren’t nude.

This is a painting for his big exhibition.

The people that go to the exhibition of nude art might be disappointed, too. Or they might be relieved.

A lesson in context.

This the second biggest bear butt me is ever see.

this painting is a good example of his nudism period…

Britney’s changed.

Plain err. painting

Reminder: it is hard to remove oil paint from body parts.

I have to tell you Mike, that is downright scary!

At least with the painting in the way she couldn’t see his dingle berries !

‘’In a decision he would ultimately regret, he painted Britney in the nude.’’

I’m just thinking, he might regret one part of this decision, with it being fall/winter and all. However, putting the details in his painting was probably a lot less painful and much easier this way.

weird… but at least it’s reverse order. :\

He’s a real art buff.

He had no choice…she refused to take off the robe…he had a deadline…..

second most disturbing cartoon i seen this week

Great now I can’t unsee that

He don’t have enough paint.

She couldn’t bare it. She was too clothes-minded.

She’s got those bedroom slipper eyes.

Reminds me of a statue Rodin did of himself that is in our local gallery. He’s middle-aged, fat, and naked. Of course he endowed himself with a large member.

It’s hard to hold a pose when you’re retching.

I’d like to see Rubens try that one

My eyes!! They’re burning!!!!

Mad Magazine #226 Oct 1981 – The late Stan Hart (1928-2017) wrote ‘Too Gross for Comfort’, in which Ted’s youngest daughter was going to do a so-called nude photo shoot, however it turns out the pictures were of her hands; the photographer was the one who was naked.

gee… thanks Mike… now I gotta go wash my eyes out. Maybe vinegar and baking soda will do the trick….

Is that you Mike ?

the idea came to him in a flash…

I think there was a basic misunderstanding.

One time a lady I worked with was looking at the bulletin board where we worked on campus. She said she wanted to find something to make a little money for her summer projects. So I pointed out the art department “help wanted” flyer looking for models, “draped and undraped.” I expected a sarcastic retort, but instead, she just stared off into space for several seconds, then said “No, I couldn’t do that.”

I wondered if she was really considering it, or having a flashback to an interesting past episode. Never did find out.

screeeaamhahahahhaa!