Monty by Jim Meddick for September 10, 2024

Chip shot

I’m surprised the bird hadn’t found and devoured the dorito.

There’s a rhyme and reason.

Wow, they still make those things? I had one in the 70’s and it wound up in the trash.

I’m surprised that Moondog even owns a hand vacuum.

Moondog’s conjugation skills need some work too.

He should be practicing while wearing the same golf shoes he wears on the course.

Sometimes you need to have just the right incentive to (want to) clean something up.

Reminding us yet again that golf is not a sport.

Real golfers use a water glass, the kind they used to have in diners.

Ay, there’s the rub.

Truly Trivial True Trivia: The “rub” referred to an unseen imperfection on a bowling green (lawn bowling), i.e. a dent or a bump, that prevents your bowl from rolling true. “To be or not to be” contains a sports reference!

Bowling greens are even more meticulously maintained than putting greens; that’s why playing bocce is forbidden on them (in bocce the ball is tossed into its roll, which leaves dents in the lawn).

Mmmm, Doritos Cool Ranch…

He bought several bags of chips, and there seemed to be a hole in one.

I don’t wanna know what the bottom of his socks look like! :)

And who is responsible for putting Doritos fragment there?

Moondog uses Doritos dust to mark his balls. Yes, his golf ball and the other 2.

The liddle flag is a nice touch.

oh wow, I thot Moondog only watched golf, unless he feels active, then he watches tennis

T hey still make them. Newer design. I got one and my husband thought i was crazy for buying it. Now he loves it. IT is great for picking up spilled crumbs, etc. It has sufficient suction for small jobs.

At least nobody made any birdie comments……