There is an old joke about the Scotsman who was dying in the hospital. His last wish was the hear the pipes. They obliged him. He recovered.
“It’s a miracle,” one nurse proclaimed. Another nurse noted, “And there were three Englishmen who were here for routine physicals who are now in the ICU.”
chaosed2 about 18 hours ago
He’ll be kilt with blood pressure that high….
FreihEitner Premium Member about 18 hours ago
Listening to it would raise my blood pressure several points.
wongo about 13 hours ago
Oh pipe down, it’s just a little blood pressure!
MRBLUESKY529 about 12 hours ago
Why are you strangling a cat in that bag?
Just_Karl about 12 hours ago
The doc bought the bagpipes because he couldn’t fit “sphygmomanometer” on the purchase order.
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 11 hours ago
ultimate ‘white coat hypertension’
Doug K about 11 hours ago
Over D minor? Does that mean that he B flat?
dflak about 10 hours ago
There is an old joke about the Scotsman who was dying in the hospital. His last wish was the hear the pipes. They obliged him. He recovered.
“It’s a miracle,” one nurse proclaimed. Another nurse noted, “And there were three Englishmen who were here for routine physicals who are now in the ICU.”
Bellboy about 9 hours ago
Ah yes. The Highland Clanic.
Mountain Meg about 8 hours ago
It’s funny because he thinks he can tune bagpipes and make coherent music!
Why do bagpipers march? To get away from the noise.
mindjob about 8 hours ago
I always thought they were tuned to cats scratching blackboards
mistercatworks about 6 hours ago
Possible but too loud.
Lablubber about 6 hours ago
I advise you lighten up on the haggis.
stamps about 6 hours ago
Accordeon to my doctor,he’s in danger of getting a sackbut.
wildlandwaters about 5 hours ago
just the sound of that… thing… raises my blood pressure!