There is an old joke about the Scotsman who was dying in the hospital. His last wish was the hear the pipes. They obliged him. He recovered.
“It’s a miracle,” one nurse proclaimed. Another nurse noted, “And there were three Englishmen who were here for routine physicals who are now in the ICU.”
chaosed2 2 months ago
He’ll be kilt with blood pressure that high….
FreihEitner Premium Member 2 months ago
Listening to it would raise my blood pressure several points.
wongo 2 months ago
Oh pipe down, it’s just a little blood pressure!
MRBLUESKY529 2 months ago
Why are you strangling a cat in that bag?
Just_Karl 2 months ago
The doc bought the bagpipes because he couldn’t fit “sphygmomanometer” on the purchase order.
ArtyD2 Premium Member 2 months ago
ultimate ‘white coat hypertension’
Doug K 2 months ago
Over D minor? Does that mean that he B flat?
dflak 2 months ago
There is an old joke about the Scotsman who was dying in the hospital. His last wish was the hear the pipes. They obliged him. He recovered.
“It’s a miracle,” one nurse proclaimed. Another nurse noted, “And there were three Englishmen who were here for routine physicals who are now in the ICU.”
Bellboy 2 months ago
Ah yes. The Highland Clanic.
Skeptical Meg 2 months ago
It’s funny because he thinks he can tune bagpipes and make coherent music!
Why do bagpipers march? To get away from the noise.
mindjob 2 months ago
I always thought they were tuned to cats scratching blackboards
mistercatworks 2 months ago
Possible but too loud.
Lablubber 2 months ago
I advise you lighten up on the haggis.
stamps 2 months ago
Accordeon to my doctor,he’s in danger of getting a sackbut.
wildlandwaters 2 months ago
just the sound of that… thing… raises my blood pressure!
dosbears Premium Member 2 months ago
Better increase his whisky prescription.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN 2 months ago
’Tain’t nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, laddie…!