My mom had Multiple Sclerosis, and died at 54 — same age as her mother, but Grandma’s was Cancer. My dad lived into his 70s. He had Parkinsons. I’ve already outlived them all. Parkinsclerosis isn’t going to get me!
Maybe you’ll get terminal cancer before any degenerative disease can blight your brain. Or a stroke. There are so many fun possibilities for us. By comparison, lethal injection or the electric chair sounds much better. Relatively quick way to go. No lingering misery or loss of self. A four-minute-long demise is nothing!
Zykoic 19 days ago
That’s funny!
Imagine 19 days ago
Or Al’s sons.
Imagine 19 days ago
And don’t shave the whales too closely.
cdward 19 days ago
That’s actually my story, too.
Brass Orchid Premium Member 19 days ago
It was never a problem when the average lifespan was thirty-five years.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 19 days ago
I was adopted so it’s better not to know.
steveconkey2003 19 days ago
My last name is Schmitt…Same here, but I also had chicken pox…So I may get Parkinschingleheimer’s
rockyridge1977 19 days ago
……sounds German?
Linguist 19 days ago
One way or the other, if we live long enough, we’ll get “Old Timers” disease.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 19 days ago
@DanCollins – I hope not!
katw 19 days ago
I hope not, my dad, like yours, had Parkinsons before he died, no family should have to go through that.
Pharmakeus Ubik 19 days ago
Isn’t that a brand of slip-on shoes?
AndrewSihler 19 days ago
I sure hope not. Nasty diseases.
maureenmck Premium Member 19 days ago
My mom had Multiple Sclerosis, and died at 54 — same age as her mother, but Grandma’s was Cancer. My dad lived into his 70s. He had Parkinsons. I’ve already outlived them all. Parkinsclerosis isn’t going to get me!
crazeekatlady 19 days ago
My mom had cancer, dad strokes. I’ll croak.
gopher gofer 19 days ago
i reckon that wisenheimer’s will get me eventually…
MissyTiger 19 days ago
I shouldn’t be surprised you’re using humor to work through grief :D I hope you’re doing better.
Aimless Melissa 9 days ago
Maybe you’ll get terminal cancer before any degenerative disease can blight your brain. Or a stroke. There are so many fun possibilities for us. By comparison, lethal injection or the electric chair sounds much better. Relatively quick way to go. No lingering misery or loss of self. A four-minute-long demise is nothing!