Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for September 03, 2024

three jokes in one Comic! Talk about packed like strong coffee! That woke my funny bone!

I didn’t feed my pet rock regularly and it died. They use to call me Rock, until I got soft.

I never metamorphic I didn’t like.

My pet rock drowned in the local pond while skipping.

At least it’s Moss free

Still looking for that blue jean queen, prettiest girl I ever seen, see her shake on the movie screen, Jimmy Dean.

No jelly in that roll, eh?!

as sad as it is that there’s a “national day” to commemorate a meme from the mid 1970’s, it is NOT today

NPRD is the first Sunday in September, so the date changes from year to year

guess when you can’t be bothered to create new content, mistakes are bound to happen

I bet I could throw a rock in here and come up with better jokes!

Nope! Just a window!

Does anyone under 60 know what a pet rock is?

It’s chasing it’s dream to play in a rock band.

Dave’s still a little mental

Rock on Bro!

I couldn’t find my pet rock,one day, after school.My parents told me it had gone to a big farm in the country, where it could roll around in the fields with lots of other rocks………

People this igneous shouldn’t have pet rocks.

If it’s rolling, it will gather no moss.

Looks like he’s stuck between a pet rock and a hard place

Funny!

Are you sure it was his rock? you might need concrete evidence for that

maybe you can’t see it cuz it metamorphed…

Dave was stoned when he wrote this one.

And Keep your rock out of my garden, you wouldn’t believe the number of Pebbles it leaves behind.

Dave forgot that he killed Goliath with it.

Dave hits another triple …!!!

It’s probably Been a long time since he etc . . .

can’t blame it for the birds, they were trying to get stoned

You promised to love him, and hug him, and pet him, and call him George! Then you go and lose him? No more pets for you!

Dave is just mental.