A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and, well, you know!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
So they signed an underage athlete to a MLB team? I guess it might be too early to learn how his career trajectory might develop? Considering how we are jeopardizing our youth these days, let us hope this young man has someone to assist his experience in the dangerous adult world of professional sports! I’m trepidatious about this situation as it might be a horrendous publicity stunt.
Leroy 3 months ago
The minority opinion came from three judges who ordered Arby’s instead.
Bilan 3 months ago
Why isn’t there a ruling that boneless chicken wings have to come from wings, not white meat nuggets?
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest. The doctor gives her a pill but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that.
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, and says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even five minutes later he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me and, well, you know!”
The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The drug company will be glad to pay for any damages.”
“Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway."
comixbomix 3 months ago
‘Supreme’ Court has become a largely apocryphal descriptor, at every level.
jonnytest 3 months ago
Re the password pill: WHY?
fuzzbucket Premium Member 3 months ago
How long does it take before the ‘password pill’ passes through?
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
My front porch light is so old it attracts moths that look like Fuller Brush salesmen.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 3 months ago
Strange!
steveconkey2003 3 months ago
So what about the boneless wings having bones. We now celebrate woman with “bones”….
steveconkey2003 3 months ago
Motorola no longer exists, other than a brand.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
That password pill sounds like something out of a spy movie.
NoNameOntheBullet Premium Member 3 months ago
So they signed an underage athlete to a MLB team? I guess it might be too early to learn how his career trajectory might develop? Considering how we are jeopardizing our youth these days, let us hope this young man has someone to assist his experience in the dangerous adult world of professional sports! I’m trepidatious about this situation as it might be a horrendous publicity stunt.
kaycstamper 3 months ago
Don’t take your phone for an EKG!
GojusJoe 3 months ago
So, when I get a chicken bone stuck in my throat, can I sue the Ohio supreme court?
poppacapsmokeblower 3 months ago
Whose phone does it unlock? And is it reusable??
oish 3 months ago
What’s next Ohio?
Toilet Paper without paper?
100% Fruit Juice without any real juice?
Insulin pens filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup?
The Duke 3 months ago
I didn’t know a minor could legally sign a contract. I wonder if he’ll be playing in the minors first?
Smeagol 3 months ago
What if you took the pill and it did not unlock the phone?
6turtle9 3 months ago
That is a pretty accurate description of the moth.
inaturalist.Org/taxa/256906-Idalus-crinis/browse_photos
6turtle9 3 months ago
Motorola password pill.
youtube.Com/watch?v=Etdk3_t7_FE&t=50s
ekke 3 months ago
Yeah, there are any number of legislators who think they can repeal the laws of physics, or economics. Or, apparently, the very bones of reality.
Old Tarf Premium Member 3 months ago
What was the point of the edible password pill?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 2 months ago
Ohio Supreme Court is fulla giblets