Close to Home by John McPherson for September 10, 2024

Where’s the price chart??

Now we know from whence the expression “eye teeth” came.

Next tell the prices.

Root canal, implant, extraction, gingivitis, hoof and mouth!

Another episode of ‘Educating Tooth Fairy’…

Aw, that’s cute!

She buys cuspids, kids sell cuspids.

Tooth chart.

And…She earned her dental school degree!

Fairy good!

And what up with the eyes glasses on the right wall? Must be the Personal Care Mall.

Tooth eyedentalfication.

Funny . . . when I read this in the local paper earlier this morning, I didn’t get it. Because I didn’t recognize her as the Tooth Fairy, but saw her as an angel of some sort. Here, I immediately saw her as the Tooth Fairy.

This bites says Bleeb. :)

No, Beeb, NO!!!!!!!! You don’t have to pull out all your teeth to get lucky with the Tooth Fairy! :)

Does this Optometrist only provide service to tooth fairies?

Is there different compensation for different teeth. I didn’t realize!

This exam really bites.

I wonder if she pays more for a gold crown? an’ what is the going rate these days? I used to get a quarter, but I’m sure it’s paper money now… or maybe a credit card??

Canine Woof Woof

Now for the dollar amount….

Fairy good job

Sounds like Yakko listing the countries.