Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2024

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wouldn’t he be better qualified to be a cab driver?

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    peb6006  about 1 month ago

    He seems to have understood. Probably he’s a spy!

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    BigDaveGlass  about 1 month ago

    Or any job in customer support.

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    Durak Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Doesn’t matter that he has a medical degree, there are tables that need bussing!

    Remember, he doesn’t speak English YET.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Oh my head. In Canada the job program was send all the immigrants to the airport. Parking control. Lately, it is send them to Tim Horton’s. The government was called out and it is a hot potato issue now. There is no housing, we are in a Region where the immigrants are “sent” with no plan. We are still back in the early 1800s, with these policies.

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    sandpiper  about 1 month ago

    Cold. Sounds like a candidate running for . . .

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    ChessPirate  about 1 month ago

    Or an Announcer for Train Arrivals/Departures…

    Or a Political Pundit…

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    brklnbern  about 1 month ago

    Or better yet at the consumer phone contact portion of many big companies.

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    kendavis09  about 1 month ago

    Boss: You didn’t do this job right, so redo it.

    Worker: Me no speak English.

    Boss: Redo it now or you’re fired.

    Worker: On it, ziiing———

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