Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 11, 2024

phew! thank goodness, No!

Or his nightly dip in the canal.

Those pints are irrelevant Flo!!

Only “twelve pints”??!! Our Mr. Capp is ….. “slipping!!!!”

:-O

With twelve pints, I’d be dead.

They’d have to deliver the last 8 pints to me in the loo.

I don’t know how he can still be in bed, I’d be in the loo peeing the day away. Or I’d be lying in a waterbed!

12 pints? Give that bladder a workout!

A scotch pickled egg….I would not want to be in that house

Such a long way to the sofa.

I love Scotch eggs.

one is too many, twelve are not enough

I think Andy and I have a similar love of beer. I’ve never had a beer I didn’t want, but on occasion I’ve had a beer or two I didn’t need.

At £5.67 per pint (average today in London) Andy must have been at his best cadging from everyone.

Somehow I have never thought of Scoth Eggs as Pub food !

Had to be the egg. 12 pints ain’t nothing for a stepper loke Andy.

Twelve pints? Andy was able to scrounge off a dozen people in one night? That might qualify as a Guinness World Record!

Of course not, Flo!

Y-chromosome still prevents Andy from knowing just how well Flo understands him!

I remember those days.

Andy needed the pints so that he could eat the egg.

She knows him like a book………

The Mrs is a Scotswoman. She taught me to how make Scotch Eggs. It is chilly enough in the morning to make some for breakfast tomorrow. MMMMMMMMM

The beer is part of his normal routine, the egg is the only thing different so it has to be the egg.

Shoulda had 12 Scotch eggs and 1 pint.

it was literally an egg and a lot of scotch.

A buddy of mine is a chef and for him the eggs have to be done right and he prefers boiling them.

Is a Scotch egg something the Loch Ness Monster lays? (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

Flo face it Andy is lazy