Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 09, 2024

“relaxing Monday” said no one before

And then after lunch…

Have Blance work on The Riemann hypothesis.

He just needs a really big catapult.

That was last Monday, wasn’t it?

Wiz should invent time travel on a Sunday and make it last as long as possible…oh wait, that happened already on an episode of I Dream of Jeannie.

Gets interesting in imaginary numbers.

Beer and hotdogs gets my vote.

Sounds like Sonic. Gotta go fast!

Sounds good to me.

That sounds great Wiz, would sure help space exploration.

Oh, let’s not, and just say we did!

Don’t do that, Wiz. It’ll warp your brain.

Relaxation is sometimes but a dream.

Relax by working…..unheard of!!!!!!

I regularly levitate up the stairs, but i only levitate one leg at a time so my wife doesn’t feel belittled.

The end is when/where ever you cut it.

There once was a woman from BrightWho traveled much faster than light.She departed one dayIn a relative wayAnd returned on the previous night.

They don’t make a ship that can withstand faster than light travel.

It sounds like Wiz invented STEM.

“Team Rocket’s blasting off at the speed of light!”

- Pokemon cartoon

Maybe something easier, like unifying the fields

Sound like a fun time to me! Intellectual stimulation is not only a necessity of life, it can also be great fun. That’s one reason why after I was told it was time to retire (too old and expensive, although I found out later that at least 3 levels of management above me disagreed to no avail) hobbies of carpentry, balcksmithing, auto and aircraft mechanics and several different history subjects proved not to be enough so I went back to school. There are times when I wonder if that was such a good idea though.

Of course, the Wizard is a nerd.