Garfield by Jim Davis for October 08, 2024

Garfield can keep a secret but he won’t.

i wonder what the secret was

Garfield understands the concept of social media.

He who would keep a secret must keep it a secret that he has a secret to keep!

Garfield’s a chatty catty

OOOOHHHH! Whats the secret Garfield?

Brings to mind a saying attributed, I think, to Benjamin Franklin. Three may keep a secret, provided two of them are dead.

Jon’s recipe for lasagne.

I am terrible at keeping secrets from my husband. He always knows when I am not telling him something. Guess I am just an open book to him. Which makes planning a surprise party for him a mission impossible.

I cannot keep a secret — other than through memory loss — so don’t even try me.

Lies multiply as they are shared.

Garfield, you need to be extremely careful about what you post online.

Learned this one when I was little. When someone is trying to get a secret from you, glance around, then ask, “Can you keep a secret?” They’ll eagerly affirm it. Then you lean close snd whisper, “So can I.”

Poor Jon.

Bad kitty. Bad bad bad bad bad kitty.

“I can keep a secret. It’s the people that I tell that can’t”.

And thus did the world discover exactly how many accordions Jon owns

On social media if you said she was sleeping with him, in a week social media will have the story as she was sleeping; Tom Dick and Hairy, but Athena Chu is only in a sitcom with Tom Dick and Hairy. Give it another week and Jay Lau was sleeping with Tom Dick and Hairy n Asteroid City? But we trust social media, right? LOL!!

That is a ‘blue pill red pill’ laptop computer!

Must be about Jon!

Come on, Garfield, if the secret is about Jon, then leave the poor man alone! Hasn’t he suffered enough already?

This is where we get this phrase “Cat’s out of the bag!”