in a recent news story, another local darwin award candidate tried to pet an animal in the park and came away with slashes that required stitches. he explained to the police that he wasn’t quite sure whether it was a baby bear, but that he was impelled to pet it because it was making noises that sounded really “cute”…
Grumpy Old Guy 3 months ago
Chupacabra…..?
eromlig 3 months ago
Don’t feed it after midnight.
xaingo 3 months ago
It looks petrified and I don’t mean scared I mean like a tree in the Petrified Forest.
comixbomix 3 months ago
Looks like a crappalumpa.
thebashfulone 3 months ago
Shouldn’t it be one of those animals that “isn’t” cute enough?
PepperStepper 3 months ago
Mongoose?
bluecat 3 months ago
Mutant plague rat
Maybe we can adopt it, nurture it, and it will become cute enough for kids to play with!
jango 3 months ago
WTH is that???
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Or given a Disney-fied version that results in being re-educated by an animal bite.
Medtech4 3 months ago
There’s more to life than cute animals. Oh, wait, not really.
Drgnslr Premium Member 3 months ago
I think someone left a scarf.
eddi-TBH 3 months ago
Killer ground squirrel. They love you death.
gopher gofer 3 months ago
in a recent news story, another local darwin award candidate tried to pet an animal in the park and came away with slashes that required stitches. he explained to the police that he wasn’t quite sure whether it was a baby bear, but that he was impelled to pet it because it was making noises that sounded really “cute”…
humorist54 Premium Member 3 months ago
Rabid squirrel
mbrahms26 3 months ago
And I am glad you are sitting between me and it!