Monty by Jim Meddick for September 20, 2024

Or just sing all night.

False start

Monty should have been playing a Les Paul instead of a Strat.

Monty’s tighty-whities are on too tight again.

Turn in your man card?

Stick with what your good at, well maybe not good but not as bad as whatever that other thing was

Try singing some Supertramp, Yes or Boy George. Wait, on second thought…

Jimmy Page you’re not, Monty. Nor are you Robert Plant.

Time for a Lou Christie marathon.

Black Dog from Led Zeppelin IV…thank you for the trip down memory lane!

Aaah, aah child way you shake that thing,

Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.

Do a Robert Cray cover, that’ll do the trick.

Maybe he can do a Tiny Tim medley now?

I need closure on the inchworm plot!

Maybe some Guns N Roses while it’s stuck.

Monty should dump the Fender and get a real guitar, like a Gibson or Richenbacher.

His performance went over like a lead balloon.

The poker boys will get a kick out of it.

Take advantage: put on a dress and heels. It’s ladies’ night at the pub.

Do-re-me-fal-set-to?

He’s in desperate need of Auto-Tune! :)

I’ll never be able to hear that song again

A Bee Gees temed Poker Night?

I love Roy Orbison songs and occasionally make the mistake of trying to do one at karaoke. Nobody could do falsetto like Roy!

I thought that stopped once you got cured of puberty.

Four Seasons time!

“Walk like a man, talk like a man

Walk like a man, my son"

When I was a kid, we always changed that to “Walk like a man, sing like a girl”…