This is ‘based on a true story’. My sister climbed over the school bus seat when it was moving, and the driver demanded that she type “I will not climb over the seat when the bus is moving” 100 times. Lazy little sister asked me to type it for her. Most were fine, but towards the middle I improvised “I will not move over the climb when the bus is seating.” “I will not buss with the driver.” “I will not look when the driver is bussing.” (Buss means ‘kiss’) The bus driver read the paper, and laughed, and made my sister do it herself.
stairsteppublishing 1 day ago
My dog never ate m homework, but the cat chewed on the book corners.
FreyjaRN Premium Member 1 day ago
Bear likes to nest in papers. Pixel was my reader.
WelshRat Premium Member 1 day ago
Be thankful it was Shawm doing that, Kate. That could have gone SO much worse!
meowlin 1 day ago
I salute the superior punchline! Concise and more widely understood.
kinich79 1 day ago
We’ve evolved, it used to be dogs eating hand printed homework. Now they write the homework.
mccollunsky 1 day ago
Need a movie about a vampire boxer, now.
jmworacle 1 day ago
That’s a new one.
arolarson Premium Member 1 day ago
Should have read the comments Kate, someone warned you to proofread before you sent it in.
nancyb creator 1 day ago
This is ‘based on a true story’. My sister climbed over the school bus seat when it was moving, and the driver demanded that she type “I will not climb over the seat when the bus is moving” 100 times. Lazy little sister asked me to type it for her. Most were fine, but towards the middle I improvised “I will not move over the climb when the bus is seating.” “I will not buss with the driver.” “I will not look when the driver is bussing.” (Buss means ‘kiss’) The bus driver read the paper, and laughed, and made my sister do it herself.
dbrucepm 1 day ago
We didn’t have cats or dogs growing up, I missed so much fun
phritzg Premium Member 1 day ago
“Fistula” is what I would want to use after hearing someone’s vuvuzela buzzing at a soccer game.
Just-me 1 day ago
The definition gave me a much needed smile.
DeerOrchid Premium Member 1 day ago
Very embarrassing for Kate, while the rest get a hearty laugh. Review your work, Kate!
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 1 day ago
Love Kate’s reaction!
Aladar30 Premium Member 1 day ago
And he was really good doing them. Awkward Kate is adorable.
Brilliant_Birdie 1 day ago
He tried his best though!
davewhamond creator 1 day ago
Having a dog write your homework? Dogs give worse answers than when a cat walks across your keyboard.
the lost wizard 1 day ago
Sounds like a pro wrestler. :)
melodymucisa 1 day ago
Well, that didn’t go well!
Teto85 Premium Member 1 day ago
A fistula is a connection between two body parts that don’t normally connect. Try to live your life in such a way as to not get one.
markkahler52 1 day ago
Fred Blassie and The Wolfman reincarnated…..no doubt…
FrannieL Premium Member 1 day ago
At least he didn’t eat the homework.
darcyandsimon 1 day ago
<snort!>
goboboyd 1 day ago
Panic! Say the first thing you can think of! Even if it really is the truth. ‘Blame it on the dog.’
Chris Sherlock about 23 hours ago
A new twist on an old saying. Love it, Nancy! :-D