Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 16, 2024

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    I’ll bet you do.

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    uniquename  about 2 months ago

    It’s a lot tougher to find lost children now.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  about 2 months ago

    she’s been gobbled up by urban sprawl

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    P51Strega  about 2 months ago

    Lots more kids around now. Plenty of good eating there.

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    darcyandsimon  about 2 months ago

    Awww…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Tis what happens when you live thousands of years, things change

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    Superhawk  about 2 months ago

    I have seen her ad offering babysitting services. She boasts cooking lessons.

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    kathybear  about 2 months ago

    Like that almost everywhere I’ve lived. Except in New Jersey, even though we lived in a subdivision with woodsy names – like Linden, Beech, Woodland, Elk and Brentwood. Those were probably part of a forest -way before my time. The others I could practically see the woods disappear.

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    ira.crank  about 2 months ago

    A neighbor cuts his grass twice a week. It’s only about a quarter acre and he uses a riding mower.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 2 months ago

    Never eat children—you don’t know where they’ve BEEN!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Home sweet home.

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    Asharah  about 2 months ago

    And the HOA isn’t complaining about her yard decorations?

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    AtariDragon  about 2 months ago

    The witches are still with us, that’s for sure.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    On the plus side, the kids don’t have far to go and she doesn’t have to fatten them up anymore.

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    hubbard3188  about 2 months ago

    Cassic definition of town: The place where they cut down all the trees, then name the streets after them.

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