That’s a big snorkel.
He went low.
If you listen to him play, it’s guaranteed to take your breath away.
Another ill-conceived attempt to communicate with whales goes awry.
He never resurfaced? … That’s tubad.
He Ooooom paed paed, one too many times…
All his hopes and aspirations were sunk with his desperation for submersible respiration.
That tuba is a sousaphone. It was created for and named after John Philip Sousa to be used in a marching band.
Sousaphones were not designed for diving.
Those tubes were made for marching and that’s just what they’ll do …
That’s a sousaphone, not a tuba.
Brass tends to be heavier than water.
He had aspirations to start an Orca-stra.
Plans are underway to test
T.U.B.A., the Testicular Underwater Breeding Apparatus.
It is hoped to be used for artificial insemination of sperm whales off the coasts of Norway and New Zealand.
tuba diving takes brass…
The reason for Gary’s death is right there in the name: T.U.B.A.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 days ago
That’s a big snorkel.
cdward 10 days ago
He went low.
phritzg Premium Member 10 days ago
If you listen to him play, it’s guaranteed to take your breath away.
thebashfulone 10 days ago
Another ill-conceived attempt to communicate with whales goes awry.
Doug K 10 days ago
He never resurfaced? … That’s tubad.
Zebrastripes 10 days ago
He Ooooom paed paed, one too many times…
Linguist 10 days ago
All his hopes and aspirations were sunk with his desperation for submersible respiration.
Doug K 10 days ago
That tuba is a sousaphone. It was created for and named after John Philip Sousa to be used in a marching band.
Sousaphones were not designed for diving.
Those tubes were made for marching and that’s just what they’ll do …
Teto85 Premium Member 10 days ago
That’s a sousaphone, not a tuba.
The Brooklyn Accent 10 days ago
Brass tends to be heavier than water.
Buoy 10 days ago
He had aspirations to start an Orca-stra.
Doug K 10 days ago
Plans are underway to test
T.U.B.A., the Testicular Underwater Breeding Apparatus.
It is hoped to be used for artificial insemination of sperm whales off the coasts of Norway and New Zealand.
gopher gofer 10 days ago
tuba diving takes brass…
Ed The Red Premium Member 9 days ago
The reason for Gary’s death is right there in the name: T.U.B.A.
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.