1 and Done by Eric Scott for September 09, 2024

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s a big snorkel.

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    cdward  about 2 months ago

    He went low.

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    phritzg Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If you listen to him play, it’s guaranteed to take your breath away.

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    thebashfulone  about 2 months ago

    Another ill-conceived attempt to communicate with whales goes awry.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    He never resurfaced? … That’s tubad.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    He Ooooom paed paed, one too many times…

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    All his hopes and aspirations were sunk with his desperation for submersible respiration.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    That tuba is a sousaphone. It was created for and named after John Philip Sousa to be used in a marching band.

    Sousaphones were not designed for diving.

    Those tubes were made for marching and that’s just what they’ll do …

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s a sousaphone, not a tuba.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Brass tends to be heavier than water.

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    Buoy  about 2 months ago

    He had aspirations to start an Orca-stra.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Plans are underway to test

    T.U.B.A., the Testicular Underwater Breeding Apparatus.

    It is hoped to be used for artificial insemination of sperm whales off the coasts of Norway and New Zealand.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 months ago

    tuba diving takes brass…

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The reason for Gary’s death is right there in the name: T.U.B.A.

    Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

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