JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for October 02, 2024

It was probably a cop, anyway.

Imagine the chaos if you could get a ticket via a third party witness.

Why were you writing notes while you were driving Marcy? Why didn’t you just text Joe?;)

Do they give out fines for aggressive drivers? Had a doozy yesterday..

I believe your phone is equipped with a camera, Marcy!

Oh brother.

This is a rerun… I’m sure I’ve seen this joke before.

Oh, Marcy…it doesn’t work that way

Congratulations, Mr. Armstrong, on the 35th anniversary of JumpStart!

Saw a license plate that read CROOKNO1—mean anything?

Congrats on 35 years! I’ve been a loyal reader for at least 25 of them. Keep up the great work!

If he will do it once he will do it again; be observant.

I’ve been reading Jump Start that long? Congratulations!

There are red light cameras and speeding cameras that issue tickets without human eyes or ears… if they calibrated cameras to ticket people glued to their phones while driving, police departments across the nation would never want for funds again.