Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 26, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  about 2 months ago

    ROFL!

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    A compromise, he could continue to turn in his assignments from last Christmas.

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    Concretionist  about 2 months ago

    I did once take a college statistics course that was advertised as allowing you to do the work at your own pace. It met once per week in the evening where/when you could go and take any quizzes (in order) that you hadn’t already taken. They’d be graded on the spot and if you were happy with your score you could study, ask questions of the TAs or take another quiz. Or if unhappy (up to twice) you could take another version of that quiz. I was also signed up for a course that was known to suck serious homework hours toward the end of the term, so I wanted to get the stats course done ASAP. Imagine my surprise to discover that the prof hadn’t even written the midterm by the time I wanted to take it. Ditto the final. I did ask the department secretary to rewrite the course description to make that clear: The existing wording was a clear lie. So far as I know they never did change the wording. But I certainly told anyone who asked.

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Caulfield resists even the merest suggestion of conformity. Wonder how he ties his shoes?

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    Sanspareil  about 2 months ago

    Well played Caulfield!

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Honest to gosh, someone on our block put up their Christmas lights last weekend. Oy.

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    Start turning in homework before it’s even assigned.

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    Kroykali  about 2 months ago

    “Imagine if you came in extra early to sweep the floor. It’d be done before we came to school.”

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    jessegooddoggy  about 2 months ago

    Good one!!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m not the HOA, I don’t care if people want to put up their Holiday decorations early. I know of at least three houses that left their skeletons up all year. And lots of people leave Christmas lights up, they just don’t turn them on.

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    BJDucer  about 2 months ago

    I had a college professor who would not take a completed paper early. I was informed I would have to hang on to it and turn it in on the day it was due.

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    zwilnik64  about 2 months ago

    It’s hard to complete the homework before it’s assigned, which is how you’d have to achieve ‘Halloween decorations up 9/20’ levels of early.

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    jconnors3954  about 2 months ago

    Smart kid!

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    DaBump Premium Member about 2 months ago

    LOL, “nice try,” Frazz. Cute.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 2 months ago

    But Fraz’s point, even if blatantly obvious, still registers in kid’s brain…

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    DKHenderson  about 2 months ago

    Frazz, you fool, you’ve got to skip the eye roll! It’s a dead giveaway!

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    prrdh  about 2 months ago

    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

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    markkahler52  about 2 months ago

    Digging out the Christmas cards soon and already winked at the Thanksgiving Day Turkey…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Just a little memory test here. Anyone remember that last time any of these strips featured an actual background?

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