The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 26, 2024

But they weren’t suspicious of a big wooden horse? Oookay.

Trojan Ming.

Beware !

One from column A and one from column B

It don’t mean it’s Ming, if it ain’t Duck Peking.

This is how invaders would breach the Great Wall of China.

It would work on me. (a lot better than a big wooden horse)

These guys are up on all the latest scams.

What? No rice?

Hard to imagine that wouldn’t work

An hour later I wanted to attack again.

Door Dash mix up. It was meant to be delivered to the Great Wall of China.

They tried to read the menu but it was all Greek to them…..

Just burn it.

I’d like to read THAT fortune cookie!

But it worked WAY better than the wooden rabbit.

Personally I am not a fan of Ming’s. I find King Fu much better, in fact it’s so Fu King good. Miso Hony isn’t bad either.

An hour later you want to be invaded again.

Chuck knows, Too Much MSG triggers his migraines.

“I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that’s In this food.” – Lydia Dietz “Beetlejuice” (1988) Note: They were eating Chinese food takeout from a place called Duffy’s. How lame!

Chow Mein at the main gate.

Beware of Greeks bearing takeout?

Chuck it at whomever brought it!

And really had to run to the restroom after!!

Guys, guys, there’s a difference between take OUT and take IN!