Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for September 27, 2024

If IKEA sells it, assembly is DEFINITELY required!

The 1/8 scale version is just under $500 and definitely requires assembly

Batteries not included.

This lends an entirely new meaning to the phrase ‘step on it’.

I guess it’s left to me to point out the so-far unmentioned obvious mistake—that’s not a F-1 racing car

That’s not a F1 race car.

Repairs would certainly be easy, just get parts at the toy store.

With Legos as with life it’s the journey (assembly) not the destination.

When my son was 6, he could put it together in 5 minutes

And I bet the pieces spun out.

Yes Tank, if it is ever offered to the public the label will read; Some assembly required.

What happens if you get a flat tire?

What kind of mother names her kid Van Lingle Mungo?

How much time would it have taken to see what a Formula 1 car actually looks like before writing this gag?Not impressed.

Legos is part of a tire company, but tires of Lego plastic would be unsafe, even as studded snow tires.

Need to test it, where is our tame racing driver?

And “assembly required” would be its principal safety feature.

What happens if you hit a pothole?

Do you need 512 (8^3) kits to make one full sized?