“Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man, you’re our hero!” the children exclaimed.
Announcer: “That’s right kids! Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man crusades every day to bring seating to the unseated. Now you to can help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man with his fight, from the comfort of your own home. To help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man to protect from International Communism, just send two box tops from packages of Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes to:”
How about his mortal enemy? “Is This Seat Taken Man” in movie theaters and sporting events. He’s always got his hands full of snacks and he smells like a wet chicken.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 23 hours ago
“Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man, you’re our hero!” the children exclaimed.
Announcer: “That’s right kids! Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man crusades every day to bring seating to the unseated. Now you to can help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man with his fight, from the comfort of your own home. To help Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man to protect from International Communism, just send two box tops from packages of Loosener’s Castor Oil Flakes to:”
Allows-People-To-Use-The-Chair-Man
PO Box 1404
Chicago, IL 60609
Gent about 21 hours ago
There goes his trusty side kick’s chair. Now he gotta stands all the while he there.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 21 hours ago
How about his mortal enemy? “Is This Seat Taken Man” in movie theaters and sporting events. He’s always got his hands full of snacks and he smells like a wet chicken.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 17 hours ago
I recently encountered “243-Empty-Seats-In-This-Theater-But-I-Want-To-Sit-In-Front-Of-You-Man”
Grover Premium Member about 15 hours ago
A thousand points of light