B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 28, 2024

Ah, yes. Takeout. One of the four major food groups. Eat in, drive thru, delivery, and takeout!

My house is not clean, but I can’t really cook. I microwave.

I cannot eat out. I can cook!

Back in the late 60s, early 70s Howard Johnson’s had an ad campaign for their frozen food that said “Eat out tonight at home.” Of course what adolescent boys thought of it had nothing to do with buying their products.

Up recycling. Down the bank account

I’ll show you someone whose job it is to clean.