Is it potty trained?
You’d need an XXXXL size plastic bag to pick up after him when the two of you go for a walk. Although if you don’t bother to pick it up, that would probably rid the area of humans.
For a nominal fee…….
Why does he want help exterminating his food supply? Wouldn’t that kill him?
It’s a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
He’s a killing machine, but the grooming bills are outrageous!
I need a Rolodex, too, while you’re at it….
I’ll take 2, please!!
October 24, 2014
Yakety Sax about 22 hours ago
Is it potty trained?
phritzg Premium Member about 16 hours ago
You’d need an XXXXL size plastic bag to pick up after him when the two of you go for a walk. Although if you don’t bother to pick it up, that would probably rid the area of humans.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 16 hours ago
For a nominal fee…….
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 16 hours ago
Why does he want help exterminating his food supply? Wouldn’t that kill him?
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 11 hours ago
It’s a one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!
6turtle9 about 10 hours ago
He’s a killing machine, but the grooming bills are outrageous!
markkahler52 about 10 hours ago
I need a Rolodex, too, while you’re at it….
olds_cool63 about 4 hours ago
I’ll take 2, please!!