Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 23, 2024

Woorsh yore mouth out with lye soap, Ruufy !!!

For all that is sacred, please let this end.

Rufus has a twin, Mangus. How “easy” can it be, giving birth to two babies instead of just one??

Rufus has the ‘Tender touch’ !

Yes Rufus, you are easy, slow and easy!

Having a pinhead can be a blessing…

Easy?

What’s Rufus’ last name?

From today’s Comics Curmudgeon:

In addition to being obviously annoying, Rufus and Joel are also uncanny, in the sense that they alone among the cast stay the same age even as everyone ages around them. Are they truly human at all, or are they strange visitors from the fae realms? Well, today’s strip at least establishes that Rufus was in fact pushed down a human birth canal, which may be more information than any of us ever wanted, but now we have it.

Not sure if I’m more disturbed by the discussion of the birth of Rufus, or by the revelation that at some point one of the Wallets bought a whole CASE of Scancarelli. Not the spot I’d choose to have kittens in!

Amazingly, the cat trusts Rufus to move the box